But if patricide doesn’t do it for you, can I interest you in some fratricide? Technically, Ramsay committed fratricide as well. And technically, Balon Greyjoy is at least the same generation as Roose Bolton. And now they’re equally dead. Hey, welcome to Game of Thrones, Euron Greyjoy. Or should I say, “Welcome to Game of Thrones, guy from Borgen playing Balon Greyjoy’s seemingly much younger brother”? As Euron Greyjoy arrived on-screen in the midst of a torrential downpour, you may have stuck your head out your window and heard a chorus of A Song of Ice and Fire readers cheering, “Yay! We can still be insufferable.” I kid. But if you’re only watching the show, you just know that Balon had a brother, that he had some military success somewhere and that he was responsible for Balon taking a fatal plunge. Up next? A Kingsmoot.