Taylor Swift Calvin Harris Break Their Silence About Breakup – Vanity Fair

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Woe is our modern era, when a world-famous D.J. and a universally beloved singer-songwriter cannot find love in a hopeless place. All of our worldsโ€”well, maybe not our worlds, but the worlds of many devoted โ€œTayvin* fansโ€”came crashing down on Wednesday, when we learned that Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have parted ways after 15 months together. What went wrong? Nothing, the couple insists in a Twitter statement.

After Harris tweeted the above, which we can only imagine was workshopped more than a presidential candidateโ€™s campaign logo, Swift quickly retweeted it. As of now, she has yet to delete any of Harrisโ€™s presence from her social-media accounts. Those romantic photos from the tropical beach vacation they took to celebrate their one-year anniversary remain on her Instagram.

Are we witnessing one of those rare perfect breakups, as captured in that episode of Seinfeld where Jerry looks at his fiancรฉe (played by Janeane Garofalo), and they both tell each other itโ€™s over at the exact same time? Do Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris not abide by the normal rules of nature when it comes to relationship collapses?

This is somewhat hard to believe, especially considering how likely Swift is to get some quality songs out of her most recent heartbreak. Still, theyโ€™ve chosen to present the narrative above to the public, so thatโ€™s what we all have to go on. And so it is tweeted, and so it is official. Taylor Swift will now be enveloped into the warm comfort of her squad, where she will be pampered with cats and cookies during this time that is apparently not so trying for her as it is for the rest of us.

Taylor Swift Calvin Harris Break Their Silence About Breakup – Vanity Fair